The Real Scotland

The World is full of countries to visit, but few are the countries that visit you in return. That is, few are the countries that take up residence in your mind, your heart and your pantry (good whisky and candies have longer shelf lives, you will find) the way Scotland does. Not just the rugged peaks or the glass of amber whisky at the end of the day, but the whole package: the people, the myths, the landscape that twists in curlicues all around you.

Stroll along the mists of Glencoe and every breath of wind will bring a sigh from the past. Saunter into an old pub in Edinburgh and a stranger will start a song as if they have known you forever. Scotland does not just welcome its visitors, it envelops them in its plaid arms and makes them promise to come back.

History You Can Almost Touch

History is in the stones of Scotland like tartan, bold, bright and unmistakable. From rocky outcrops, castles like chess pieces from a fairy tale erupt, each with

 its legends of rebellion, royalty and the occasional poltergeist. Edinburgh Castle towers over the capital, sentinel of a nation. Stirling Castle speaks of William Wallace and Robert the Bruce. Even the battlefields, like Culloden, still whisper of the days that went by there.

Hidden along the Loch Fyne is Inveraray, a small town out of a fairy tale, with Inveraray Castle for a crown jewel. Yes, that Inveraray Castle , the one that was featured on Downton Abbey. That Downton Abbey . But Inveraray needs no more celebrity than it already has: the turreted palace in full glory against the loch and the mountains is breathtaking in its own right. In fact, the town has its own whisky blend. And it has a town favorite candy shop that boasts everything imaginable from fudge to licorice, in every variety known to humankind. (Yes, even the kind you didn’t know existed until you see it now.)

Cheers!

If you think history is the only thing Scotland can teach you, you might want to pour another. Whisky, or “uisge beatha,” the water of life, as the Scottish call it, is more than a drink here. It is culture, geography and family pride poured into a glass and diluted with water. Speyside tempts you with smooth, fruity tastes; Islay punches you in the face with peat and seaweed; the Highlands are a mystery with every sip. And if you believe whisky tastings are a dry and solemn affair, you have not met a true Scotsman.

Visit a local distillery and you will be greeted with a smile, a joke and, if you’re lucky, a tour guide who seems more storyteller than sommelier. By your second dram you will feel like part of the family. By the third you will think you are fluent in Gaelic.

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Come for the Scenery, Stay for the Soundtrack

Whisky might be the soul of Scotland, but the country’s landscapes are its soundtrack and the volume is up to 11. The Highlands are an unfinished symphony of rock and green. The Isle of Skye was designed by giants with a penchant for the dramatic. Loch Ness hides in the shadows and dares you to believe in monsters.

Don’t even get us started on Ben Nevis, Britain’s highest mountain. Climbing it will challenge you to the limit, but standing on the summit will make you feel like you have conquered much, much more. (Just don’t look down until you have had your victory sandwich at the top.)

Home of Culture, Craic and Ceilidhs

Scotland is a proud country, but it has a sense of humor about itself. Join them at a ceilidh and you will find yourself attempting a dance that you did not know your feet were capable of. Visit a village pub and a total stranger will regale you with their family history as if you two were old friends. Attend the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and prepare to be awed at a level of creativity that makes New York look like it’s not trying.

And the food? We have to talk haggis. Here’s the rule: eat it before you ask what it is. Trust us — it’s hearty, it’s flavorful and it goes perfectly with a wee nip of whisky. (If you are brave enough to learn the ingredients, you will still go back for seconds.)

Some Practical Tips (Don’t Google These, Read Our Blog!)

• Driving: The steering wheel is on the “wrong” side. The roads are narrow. And yes, the sheep do have the right of way. Welcome to Scotland, where everything is inverted. Or hop on the train, you will find the staff is delightful as well.

• Weather: Scotland can offer four seasons in one day.Sometimes in one afternoon. Dress in layers and carry a sense of humor.

• Time: Long summer days let you watch the sun go down at midnight. Winter brings auroras that dance in the sky. Scotland does not work a nine-to-five.

Still not sure why you haven’t been there already?

Scotland is a country that wants you to slow down, to taste instead of swallow, to listen instead of just look. Scotland gives and gives and gives — history, beauty, warmth — and it only asks that you bring your curiosity and, maybe, a waterproof jacket.

So the real question is: why are you not there yet? The castles await, the whisky’s already been poured, the candies in Inveraray are not going to eat themselves and in the Highlands someone is already playing a piper’s welcome for you.

Taisteal sásta!

-Amy your Willing Traveler

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